White and Nerdy: Full Disclosure

I have spent the last several days laughing my butt off at this song, mostly because it cuts so close to home! I have either done or dated so many of these. I hereby cop to the following white and nerdy activities: I have played D&D. My uncle, the engineer, collects M.C. Escher engravings. Although I prefer tea to coffee, I'm not really a fan of Earl Grey. My rims are also stationary. I own action figures. I rock at Minesweeper. You want me as your Trivial Pursuit partner. Not only have I collected X-Men, but I have a good friend who owns a rockin' comic book store. Fountain pens need protection. I have edited Wikipedia. I could quote you Monty Python and the Holy Grail easily. (Ni!) To my shame, I admit to owning a fanny pack. I only shop at Gap when there is a sale. Bubble wrap rules! Although I did not belong to the A/V or Glee Clubs or the Chess Team, I was Quiz Bowl captain. Picard, unless Kirk is in full-bore "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!" mode. Yea, verily, I have attended ye Renaissance Faire. Nerdy in the extreme, yes. Whiter than sour cream? Lord, I hope not.