Friday, May 05, 2006

The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: KEVIN COSTNER



One simple line, from Bull Durham, says it all:
Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I don't care if that's Crash Davis talking. It freakin' works.

DINNER LIST: JIMMY CARTER



Regardless of your political opinion, you have to admit that Jimmy Carter's post-presidential career puts the other living presidents to shame. This is a man who devotes his time to international mediation and creating housing for low-income families through Habitat for Humanity. And he's won a Nobel Peace Prize. And he teaches Sunday School at the First Baptist Church of Plains. Not bad for a peanut farmer. I'm partial to peanut farmers anyway, because peanuts were a cash crop at my family's farm for years, but this particular peanut farmer is something special.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes dear. I agree with you. He is one of our favourite and most loved U.S Presidents here in India. NN f/m India.

 

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