Sinfully Tagged

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

I'm breathing, aren't I?

Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?

My shoe collection.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

Coq au vin. In Paris.

Lust: What really lights your fire?

Depends on the day of the week. The men just come and go. You know, "If it's Tuesday, it must be Gerard Butler."

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

The overwhelming intelligence of the American electorate. I mean, how dare they be so thoughtful?

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

My solution to world conflict. I'm holding out for the best offer since I am, after all, me (see PRIDE).

Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

Convinced all the neighborhood kids to paint my house, inside and out, while I drank lemonade on the porch Tom Sawyer style.