Hedonism Run Amok

So I go to iTunes and download music. This isn't something I normally do, and I'm ashamed to admit that my iTunes choices aren't hip, groundbreaking, or anything that would cement my status as a cool chick. They are, however, fun tunes for walking and driving. My latest blush-inducing purchases:

• "Jump" - Madonna
• "Love Can Move Mountains" - Celine Dion
• "Fake" - Alexander O'Neal
• "Criticize" - Alexander O'Neal
• "Comin' Home Baby" - Mel Tormé
• "That's the Way It Is" - Celine Dion
• "You're the First, the Last, My Everything" - Barry White
• "This Time I Know It's for Real" - Donna Summer
• "Car Wash" - Rose Royce
• "Build Me Up Buttercup" - The Foundations
• "Perfect Way" - Scritti Politti
• "Ain't No Other Man" - Christina Aguilera
• "Off the Wall" - Michael Jackson
• "The Way You Move" - OutKast & Sleepy Brown
• "Bust a Move" - Young MC
• "I Melt With You" - Modern English
• "Die Another Day" - Madonna
• "Don't Tell Me" - Madonna
• "Hung Up" - Madonna
• "Music" - Madonna
• "U + Ur Hand" - P!nk

No idea why I'm on such a Madonna kick, but there you have it.