Model, actor, Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four. Flame on, indeed. He's hot.
DINNER LIST: JUDGE MICHAEL SAUER
Three words: "Go to jail." As in, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect an appearance fee for your vapid blonde self, Paris Hilton. For this alone, he deserves a high dollar steak.
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If it's at all possible to keep her there forever, I say we do it. Isn't there some kind of habitual offender thing that can be argued??
Unfortunately, habitual stupidity is not a crime in the US. If so, most of the Congress would be behind bars.
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