It's not the first time I've said it, but it bears repeating. Jessica Simpson is an idiot. Why anyone would let someone this good looking and nice (he is a Kentucky boy, after all) get away must have fried most of her brain cells (all that bleach must have had long-term effects). I'm on Team Nick with this one. Let's hope his new gig on ESPN brings him some overdue attention. Or maybe not. That way, it would be easier to keep Nick, who surely needs some TLC, all to myself.
DINNER LIST: BILL MURRAY
How can you not love the man ranked #1 in Comedy Central's "Mouthing Off: 51 Greatest Smartasses"? He hasn't lost his touch as he's gotten older, either, which is what makes him so interesting. In addition to being hilarious, he's a multi-faceted guy. He loves golf (from what I understand, getting paired with him in a celebrity Pro-Am is like hitting Powerball), owns several minor-league baseball teams (someone who gets the game, obviously), and, believe it or not, co-starred with Sigourney Weaver in The Guys, the play about the 9/11 firefighters. Obviously a man of many talents. That, and if you can get him to channel Carl Spackler from Caddyshack, someone who will make you snort vodka up your nose during dinner.
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